As a frequent expert witness on The Judge John Hodgman Podcast, you would think that Emily Brewster, Resident Wordster from Merriam-Webster, would be more loyal to His Honor and hold to the settled law stating that a hot dog is not a sandwich. Luckily, The Judge’s Good-Time Summertime Bailiff, Monte Belmonte, calls Ms. Brewster out for her recent sandwich article. With there be an epic hot dog/sandwich showdown between The Word Nerd and JJHO at The Shea?

Listen as Emily Brewster attempts to defend herself.

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